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Journal Entry: Tue Sep 26, 2006, 11:52 AM
Symbols


~ Floppy willy
* Vagina
= Two erect willys
` Tiny erect willy
° Point of entry
@ Ass
© Half opened ass
% Willy with wonky balls
+ Tight ass
¢ Pierced willy
^ Sharp willy
$ Double pierced willy

! Willy no longer exists

  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: Get up I feel like being a sex machine
  • Reading: Design week (again forced to read for homework)
  • Watching: Homo sex with shadow's tiny bum
  • Playing: with myself
  • Drinking: a lot
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:iconperrythehedgehog:
perrythehedgehog Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
...Am I stupid? I really thought that would bring me to the FAQ.
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014   Filmographer
Another victim!
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:iconperrythehedgehog:
perrythehedgehog Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
Screw you, man.
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:iconcrimsonkeaton:
CrimsonKeaton Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
Lol X3
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:icontherealdarkfox13:
TheRealDarkFox13 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2011
lolol, win, the entire thing, straight up win.
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:iconpenfolio:
Penfolio Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011
hahaha lmao
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011   Filmographer
:B
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:iconpenfolio:
Penfolio Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011
:D
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:iconstrangewolfaboo:
StrangeWolfaboo Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
I have a vagina. B-)


No seriously :paranoid:
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011   Filmographer
I'm a believer!
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:iconthewiress:
TheWiress Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2009
This is hilarious :]
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:iconelena-rose:
Elena-Rose Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
:rofl::lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl::lmao::rofl::lmao:
I love you man..
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:iconendorell-taelos:
Endorell-Taelos Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009   General Artist
Lol this is awesome.
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:icon0wc4:
0wc4 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009  Student Photographer
:iconrainbowsheep: :lmao:

oh gods, double pierced willy rocks the world :XD:
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:icongrigori77:
Grigori77 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009  Professional General Artist
(At last. Didn't think I'd EVER find the end o' this ...)

My cock's only floppy when it's asleep. Which isn't often, believe me.

Clever way to get people to read your journal, by the way ...
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009   Filmographer
I never expected that journal to get so popular. :lol:

It is indeed a very clever way to force people to read my crap! :B
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:icongrigori77:
Grigori77 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009  Professional General Artist
Hmm. Yes. You're quite irreverent, y'know that?
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009   Filmographer
Doesn't everyone? :bucktooth:
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:icongrigori77:
Grigori77 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009  Professional General Artist
Hahahahaha!
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:iconlynniethm:
LynnieTHM Featured By Owner May 22, 2009
[link]

I come back two years later and now I am!

Also, lolly has nothing. :ohnoes:
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner May 22, 2009   Filmographer
Well done in completing your mission. :lol:
(In that time I lost a willy and the other one shrank)

Lolly is completely unable to have any form of sex. :noes:
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:iconlynniethm:
LynnieTHM Featured By Owner May 22, 2009
I had completely forgotten about this thing too. So awesome seeing my old comment and laughing at my use of ellipses. :o

Poor lolly. He must be frustrated. :iconsadtruthplz:
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:iconflamming-june:
Flamming-June Featured By Owner May 16, 2009
Mine is sad. :<

lol
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009   Filmographer
Maybe it'll grow one day. :V
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:iconflamming-june:
Flamming-June Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2009
That's all I can ever hope for. :'c
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:iconsakuyasworld:
sakuyasworld Featured By Owner May 4, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
I indeed have one thank god xD
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner May 5, 2009   Filmographer
Hopefully it'll last you. :lol:
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:iconinukaglover815:
inukaglover815 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hmmmm....but i'm a chick......apparently i have body parts i was unaware of....
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009   Filmographer
A chick with a dick? :p
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:iconinukaglover815:
inukaglover815 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
apparently....
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:iconyoko102308:
yoko102308 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL.
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2009   Filmographer
Glad to be of service. :B
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:iconpulsarzero:
PulsarZero Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2009
but I'm not a guy :noes:
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2009   Filmographer
Tough! :C
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:iconmegajosh2:
megajosh2 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2009
lol wut
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2009   Filmographer
YEAH! You think about that! =|
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:iconkgstv:
kgstv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008
LOL! omg thank you, I needed this :hug:
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008   Filmographer
No problem, I'm designed to pleasure others. :p
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:iconkgstv:
kgstv Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008
now to return the favor.. wanna ride my two willies? :eyes:
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008   Filmographer
Oh you. :flirty:
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:icondeity-of-destruction:
deity-of-destruction Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd rather have a tiny erect willy than two erect ones ; . ;
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2008   Filmographer
I used to have two erect willies, then a clown came along, chopped one off and I couldn't get horny again ever since. :noes:
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:icondeity-of-destruction:
deity-of-destruction Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that evil clown
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:iconburningled:
Burningled Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008
According to this, most people on this site are Dcks... but that's not true :O Or is it?
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008   Filmographer
Who says dicks are bad? :bucktooth:
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:iconburningled:
Burningled Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008
Dicks.
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008   Filmographer
Dicks hate themselves?
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:iconburningled:
Burningled Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008
No, non-dicks hate Dicks, and dicks are denying that they are dicks and are therefore, yes, hating themselves.
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:iconvertmb:
vertMB Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008   Filmographer
...so I was correct.
I'm a dick, I love dick.
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:iconburningled:
Burningled Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008
... Such an ambiguous statement...
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